These are courtesy of my Seester, queen of silly jokes. Thanks Seester!
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Why did the pirate cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!
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A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender asks "what's with the towel?", and the pirate replies "Arrr! I've a bounty on me head!"
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How much did the pirate pay for his piercings?
A buck-an-ear!
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