Feb 27, 2009

Friday Funnies, Matey!

These are courtesy of my Seester, queen of silly jokes. Thanks Seester!

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Why did the pirate cross the ocean?






To get to the other tide!

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A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender asks "what's with the towel?", and the pirate replies "Arrr! I've a bounty on me head!"


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How much did the pirate pay for his piercings?






A buck-an-ear!

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