Friday Funny

I snagged these from this month's issue of Vegetarian Times.


A couple sits down at a diner. The husband orders a burger, and his wife gets the veggie burger. The waitress yells back to the cook " Two burgers, one regular and one de-calf!"

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Why did the tofu cross the road?






To prove he wasn't chicken!

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A man walks into the doctor's office with carrots in his nose and broccoli in his ears. He says, "Hey doc, I still don't think I'm eating right."